ZOMBIE STRIPPERS

(2008)

written and directed by Jay Lee

6.7.09

Two of my favorite things!

In the not so distant future, the George W. Bush Administration has entered its fourth term and has disbanded congress. America is at war with Iraq, France, Canada, Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, Venezuela, and Alaska. There are more wars than there are soldiers and in an effort to keep up the fight the government tries to revive dead tissue so the soldiers can keep fighting. After that goes horrible wrong, the Z squad is brought in to clean up the zombie mess. A member of the squad, Byrdflough (Zak Kilberg), is bitten and escapes to a local strip club. Once there he expires only to reanimate and attack Kat (Jenna Jameson). Kat comes back from the dead to be one of the best strippers ever, with the exception that she eats you during a lap dance. Kat begins to infect other strippers. All this is followed by the usual zaniness and chaos ending in a dance off between two rival zombie strippers.

This is a strange movie. At first I didn’t think I’d be able to sit through it (and that is saying a lot for someone who once watched A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell). But the movie started to grow on me after a while. Sure it is filled with bad acting, clichés, and cardboard characters that spew quotes from different philosophers, mainly Nietzsche. Not to mention that there is quite a bit of topical, political “humor” that is no longer relevant. Despite all of this I still liked this film and even found myself laughing at a few things including the scene where Jenna Jameson is killing people by shooting billiard balls out of her vagina.

On a side note, costar Roxy Saint also provided much of the music for the film and that alone is worth watching this stupid thing.

Not bad: 3 out of 5