COLD HARD CASH

(2007)

written by David Lynch

directed by Mike Pecci

 

reviewed by Adam Armstrong

09.07.2008

 

Can SuicideGirls act?

Tanya (Eliska Suicide) and Deane (Odette Suicide) are two girls that are in big trouble. They stole some money from crime boss Duvelle (Ralph Pratt) and now he wants them to steal from one of his rivals to repay him. The duo joins up to get the money and join together for some lusty romping before greed starts to tear them apart.

The acting, if you want to call it that, was lacking quite a bit in this short little film. John Hart and Tron Howitzer do make up for the bad acting by putting in the most convincing acts of the film even though both are short lived. The sex scene between Tanya and Deane is not like anything you’d normally see at the theaters but it is a welcome relief when someone comes along and challenges the norms. Nudity takes up right around a third of the movie, but with the SuicideGirls this could be taken as pandering to the lowest common denominator or displaying the canvases the girls use as self-expression. SuicideGirls are interesting in the fact that they are displaying the beauty of the female body, while not always constricted by the socially decreed model size and measurements, and also displaying beautiful artwork in the form of tattoos combined with a series of modifications that make them different to say the least.

All the extras are quite enjoyable as well.

An interesting idea that needs to be backed up in the future with some acting lessons: 3.5 out of 5