THE AMITYVILLE HORROR

(2005)

directed by Andrew Douglas

written by Scott Kosar

 

reviewed by Adam Armstrong

1.8.09 

 

 

The remake of the film version of the novelization of a true story.

 

George (Ryan Reynolds) and Kathy (Melissa George) Lutz find a house with a price that is just too good to be true. The reason the house is so cheap is that there was a series of murders 13 months earlier. The Lutz family move in anyway and George quickly starts to fall into the hands of the spirits in the house. Bad dreams and hallucinations lead George to become progressively more abusive toward his family until he finally decides to listen to the voices and kill them all.

 

The truth behind this story has been called into question numerous times over the years but it’s pretty safe to say that this version strays the farthest from any semblance of truth. This movie is basically a Ryan Reynolds vehicle from beginning to end. He makes up most of the face time on the movie and provides plenty of eye candy for the ladies with his, at the time, newly buff body. While Reynolds is a good actor he can’t carry this movie by himself coupled with a few cool special effects. The rest of the cast is just there to react and scream when something jumps out at them. Just because there are children in the movie it doesn’t make us immediately care about their outcome. George’s descent into madness was a little too quick as well. He went from a loving caring step-father into an abusive maniac within a few minutes in real time and a few days in movie time. That’s not really scary. That is unfortunately a little close to things that happen in real life.

 

Diehard horror fans will be mildly amused, everyone else should pass.

 

2 out of 5