Withersin’s Damned Interview with:

 

Will Gorrell

I began reading horror novels when I was in grade school.  For the summer book reading program at the local library, I was reading Stephen King to fulfill my quota in lieu of the quick, easy reads.  All the while, I tried to emulate Mr. King’s writing.  I fell short, of course, but I gave it hell. 

 

Then came high school when I discovered that writing wasn’t as cool as other hobbies (such as playing an electric guitar or being the class clown).  So I picked up a guitar, forgot all about writing, and proceeded to be a typical teenager (and a stupid one at that).

 

Once I removed my head from posterior regions of my anatomy, I went to college.  I graduated magna cum laude from Harding University with my bachelor degree in Computer Information Systems in 1999.  I have spent the last eight years working as a Systems Analyst.  Unfortunately, it was not until the summer of 2006 that I revisited my old hobby, my old flame, my one true passion.  I have made it a point to write something every evening since, and I will never again betray it. “The Orchard” will be my first official publication.

 

List published works:  The Orchard, Withersin Magazine (sometime in 2009).

 

How can we contact you?  willgorrell@yahoo.com

 

 

In your own words, define Withersin. 

Withersin is speculative fiction at its finest, examining the very corners of our darkest closets, deviating from what has become “genre norms.” Aside from that, it’s just a cool sounding name.  J

 

If you were a sideshow act, what would you be? 

I have no tattoos, so no Illustrated Man.  I am a wimp, so no firing eating or sword swallowing.  So I would probably be something as exciting as a guy with the acoustic guitar and a hat to drop change into.  L

 

What is your greatest non-literary influence?

Steve Vai, ruler of the electric guitar universe.  I still play; I just don’t let it take the place of my writing anymore.

 

Describe your most irrational fear. 

When I was a child, someone told me a story about how a little boy fell asleep with a locust clenched in his palm.  While he slept, the locust allegedly burrowed into his skin and up into his bloodstream, killing him.  Since then, I have been afraid of them (even though I think the story was bogus).

 

How about your most guilty pleasure?

That has to be my Mother’s apple dumplings.

 

Name the most disturbing nursery rhyme/fairy tale you can recall.

Hansel and Gretel always terrified me; because, of the witch’s intentions of cooking and eating them.  And, I am almost certain this particular witch taught my second grade class.

 

Do you eat meat?

Every chance I get… and rare.

 

What were the skies like when you were young? 

When I was very young, I liked to look at clear nighttime skies.  Most of the time, I’d marvel at how infinite the heavens seemed and how many stars there were.  On less cheerful nights, however, I imagined I was one of those insects that I held captive inside a coffee can so many times, and I was actually looking up at the inside of an impenetrable lid with millions of pinholes poked through it so I could breath.  I still get that trapped feeling sometimes to this day.

 

Name your favorite garden tool. 

The supermarket.  I learned long ago that those who do not possess the proverbial green thumb should avoid the frustration of attempting to grow anything.  I leave the gardening to the people in the know.

 

Name your least favorite color, first job and worst job. 

My least favorite color is white; since, it is the color that can never be kept clean and represents a purity and innocence that I have long lost. 

 

My first job was as an English tutor for a technical college I attended. 

 

My worst job was a farm hand one summer while still in college.  I was afforded the opportunity to acquire skills I lacked at the time:  how to bail hay, start a farm tractor with ether and not blow myself up, shovel manure, and castrate a bull (no, I am not joking).

 

Favorite:  Author, Movie, Music Group, Song, and Quote. 

I have about a half dozen, actually.  But if I had to pick one, it would be Stephen King. 

 

The Star Wars Sixtilogy.  I never get tired of them. 

 

Journey (don’t laugh).  

 

My favorite quote was actually a response from Winston Churchill (or possibly Churchill's good friend F.E. Smith, Lord Birkenhead, according to Churchill biographer Sir Martin Gilbert) …

 

Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."

 

Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."

 

If you were a loaf of bread what kind would you be?

Whole grain--as abrasive as sandpaper sometimes, but basically good for you. 

 

Weirdest news you have read in your local newspaper:

I learned that the city of McConnelsville MUST keep its parking meters operational so that revenues will be available to pay the meter man.  J

 

Why horror?

Writing horror provides me with my only chance to misbehave and not get into too much trouble.  I love surprising, scary, and just plain disturbing (depending on the mood).  I also like for my horror to drip with cynicism most of the time.    

 

Here's a photo. (seen on Interview main page)

“INEDIBLE NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN FOOD”

You have 112 words. Go.

FDA officials forced Edible Frozen Dinners, Incorporated to recall all of its frozen entrées containing the mystery meat swimming in the brown gravy yesterday.  To date, no name was ever given to the meat substance and was only referred to by item number in the company. 

 

When asked to divulge the ingredients in the mystery meat, Edible Frozen Dinners executives refused comment.  On the condition of anonymity, one employee did respond,”Honestly, ma’am, I’m really not sure what all’s in that stuff.  I sure’s hell wouldn’t eat it, though.”

 

It looks as though the world may never know what it has put in its mouth.

 

 

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