Withersin’s Damned Interview with:

 

Tom Hamilton is an Irish Traveler, along with his wife Mary Theresa and their three small daughters: Tiffany, Hope and Catalina, he lives in Loves Park IL USA.

 

List some of your works (stories, books, poems, songs, albums, movies, etc):

I've had two poetry chapbooks published: The Rain Draw Bridge from Alpha Beat Press and The Last Days of my Teeth from Budget Press. Both are, of course, out of print. My short stories have appeared in Sinister City, Necrography, Bewildering Stories, Whisper World, Tales of the Zombie Wars, Dark Recesses, Parade of Phantoms Podcast, Anthology Builder, Red Wheelbarrow Literary Journal, Dark Fire, Curious Volumes, Existere, Big Ole Face Full of Monster, The Harrow, Southern Gothic, Literal Minded, Macabre Cadaver, Michigan State University Press, Southern Fried Weirdness, Tales Askew, Demon Minds, Midnight in Hell, Ethereal Gazette and in the popular Dead Worlds zombie book series. My poetry credits are really too numerous to get into but I did have some works appear along side Charles Bukowski's poems in the Main Street Poetry Rag. I'm awfully proud of that one since Bukowski is a big idol of mine. I have since stopped writing poetry however. I got to the point where I knew just enough about poetry to realize that the poems I was writing were real bad.

 

Your website:  I don't have a website as I feel a little too modest for that type of self promotion. I also feel that any writer who has their own website should already be famous, although I realize that promoting one's self is a means to that end, so it's kind of a catch 22.

 

How can you be contacted?  Anyone who wants to comment, question or critique my work can contact me at maytraca@aptmail.net.  I'd be delighted to hear your point of view.

 

 

In your own words, define Withersin.

Quote the Raven; Nevermore. I think Poe would have enjoyed the magazine.

 

If you were a sideshow act, what would you be?

The Fat Man

 

What is your greatest non-literary influence?

The suddenly coherent and ghostly voices of late night radio. 

 

Describe your most irrational fear.

Sometimes I feel like the police are going to break in and arrest me, even though I haven't committed any crime, at least not recently. I feel a little less vulnerable sitting down in our finished basement and this helps the paranoia subside somewhat.

 

How about your most guilty pleasure?

I eat a lot of ice cream late at night. It reminds me of that television commercial where the husband breaks into the room to find his wife in bed and a giant quart of ice cream with one sock on trying to hide behind the curtain.

 

Name the most disturbing nursery rhyme/fairy tale you can recall.

Definitely Hansel and Gretel, I saw a graphic version of it once when I was a kid and there was a lot of blood and severed body parts.

 

Do you eat meat?

Does a Quarter Pounder count?

 

What were the skies like when you were young?

When I was ten years old I used to look for a certain cluster of stars at night. I'm sure that the formation has some Greek name, but to me the design was shaped like the state of Wisconsin, which has always been my favorite state. When the sky is clear at night I still look for it.

 

Name your favorite garden tool.

Shovel.

 

Name your least favorite color, first job and worst job.

I don't have a least favorite, Kelly Green is my favorite.

Asphalt Seal coater: First, worst and last.

 

Favorite:  Author, Movie, Music Group, Song, and Quote.

- Paul Auster, Albert Camus, George Orwell, Brett Easton Ellis, Sylvia Plath, Kurt Vonnegut. Franz Kafka, Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs and Vladimer Nabokov.

- Godfather Part II, Sexy Beast, Inland Empire, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, Live and Die in L.A. Day of the Dead, A Street Car Named Desire, Green Card, Miller's Crossing, Goodfellows, Breaking The Waves, Chopper, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Scarface, Dirty Harry, The Bounty, Sense and Sensibility, Rocky, Raging Bull, Hombre, Platoon, The Killing Fields, Jackie Brown, Schindler's List, Salvador, Casino, Carlito's Way, A Clockwork Orange, Blue Velvet, Alien, Blade Runner, Panic in Needle Park, The Evil Dead, Eyes of Fire, To Die For, Eyes Wide Shut, Reservoir Dogs, One Eyed Jacks, Serpico, Kiss of Death ( 1994 ), Jade, Prince of the City, Q&A, First Blood, Birthday Girl, Once Warriors, Disclosure, Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Unlawful Entry, An Officer and a Gentleman, There Will Be Blood and The Last Seduction.

- U2, R.E.M, The Police, Split Enz/Crowded House, The Replacements, Joe Jackson, Jackson Browne, The Smiths, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins and The Pogues.

- With or Without You- U2, Thunder Road- Bruce Springsteen, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes- The Platters, Just Like Heaven- The Cure, For Once in My Life- Stevie Wonder, All Apologies- Nirvana, Every Day is Like Sunday- Morrisey, Cowboys- Zeitgiest, Harbor Coat- R.E.M. Romeo & Juliet- Dire Straights, You've Been Talking in your Sleep- Crystal Gale, Turn it on Again- Genesis, At My Most Beautiful-R.E.M.

- “We are born crying, with all those around us smiling. Hoping that we can die smiling, with all those around us crying” -Irish Proverb.

 

If you were a loaf of bread what kind would you be?

Beef Steak Rye.

 

Weirdest news you have read in your local newspaper:

A fourteen year old boy posed as a police officer and rode around in a patrol car with a partner for five hours without arousing suspicion.

 

If you have a message to the people of Earth, tell us what it is:

I'm still trying to find out what the message is myself.

 

And finally, a question you can take anyway you like:  But Why?

Why not? And what else have I got to do.

 

Here’s a photo titled, “INEDIBLE NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN FOOD” 

You have 112 words.  Go.

Go- I don't really like to participate in writing exercises, It's too much like trying to learn something with just a text book which was primarily all the education I ever received. I also feel limited in my search for a clever caption since I would probably anger myself if it turned out that my comment seemed too cute. I hope you don't mind if I respectfully decline to describe my thoughts on this picture.