Withersin’s Damned Interview with:

 

Sunil Sadanand

I’m twenty-nine, I’m from New York originally, but I’ve relocated to Washington D.C.  What more do you need to know?

 

List published works:

Chizine Issue 33, Flesh and Blood Magazine Issue 14, Withersin Magazine Issue 1.2, The Horror Library Anthologies Volumes 1 and 2, The Kings of The Night Sword and Sorcery Anthology. 

 

List website: www.sunilsadanand.com

 

How can we contact you? IcebergS999@aol.com

 

 

In your own words, define Withersin.

Withersin. (noun) def 1. The scrofulous mass beneath a diseased primate’s testicles. Sentence: In certain company, it is impolite to scratch one’s Withersin.

 

If you were a sideshow act, what would you be?

An unborn fetus in a jar of formaldehyde.

 

What is your greatest non-literary influence?

Cheap whiskey.

 

Describe your most irrational fear.

Brain parasites like toxoplasma gondii. And pretty much any micro-organisms

 

How about your most guilty pleasure?

Listen, I don’t really feel all that guilty about pleasuring myself, you know what I’m saying?

 

Um…

 

Wait a minute…

 

Name the most disturbing nursery rhyme/fairy tale you can recall.

Humpty Dumpty. I don’t know. That shit’s weird, dude.

 

Do you eat meat?

I eat it and I like it but I don’t really like to think about where it comes from, ya know?

 

What were the skies like when you were young?

Boundless.

 

Name your favorite garden tool.

An aerosol spray and a good lighter.

 

To kill bugs with.

 

Name your least favorite color, first job and worst job.

Fuchsia, stock boy, telemarketer

 

Favorite:  Author, Movie, Music Group, Song, and Quote.

Orwell, Hemingway, and Cormac McCarthy/Momento/The Cure, Bach, Vivaldi/The Spider and the Fly (London After Midnight), “The moon grew teeth.” Clive Barker.

 

If you were a loaf of bread what kind would you be?

I don’t know, but I’d be in a fridge, wrapped up, and kept safe from fungal spores.

 

Weirdest news you have read in your local newspaper:

Local man jacks off in his porridge (I don’t know, I don’t read the local newspaper).

 

Why horror?

Because I’m not tall enough to play basketball.

 

Here's a photo. (seen on Interview main page)

“INEDIBLE NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN FOOD”

You have 112 words. Go.

In recent times, fast food companies such as McDonalds and Wendy’s have utilized oil tankers to distribute their food items to their various restaurants. Unfortunately, the FDA requires that transporters working for such establishments and delivering these perishables are now required to carry the following label on the back of their truck in case of a spill or emergency.

 

 

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