Withersin’s
Damned Interview with:
I am a
professional journalist, outdoorsman, musician, music critic, treasure hunter
and adventurer.
Somehow I
became famous for my whiskey and barbecued ribs recipe called “Dale Earnhardt's NASCAR Jesus Fire Water Surprise”.
(List published works)
Too many to count! I have freelanced for such diverse
magazines as Rolling Stone, Esquire, The Economist, Cowboys &
Indians, Southern Living, Sporting News and Men’s Journal, to name a few. I write full-time for many genre
magazines including Renaissance Magazine,
Mysteries Magazine, Brutarian Quarterly, Dark Wisdom, Withersin, Internet Review of Science Fiction, The New York Review of Science Fiction, City Slab, Cemetery Dance, Dark
Discoveries and the complete Delos Publications line in Italy. I also do
interviews for Slice of SciFi. I could go on for days. Just check my website
for complete details.
(List website)
Primary
URL: http://www.internet.is/artist/writer/michael_lohr.htm
Secondary
URL: http://michaellohr.com/
(How can we contact you?)
Smoke
signals may work, but you can also email me at: michael_lohr@hotmail.com
In your own words, define
Withersin.
One of the most professional, real horror magazines
on the market today.
If you were a sideshow act, what
would you be?
Chartreuse LaRue the Air Guitar demi-god of
What is your greatest non-literary
influence?
Jimi
Hendrix. Jim Morrison. The spirituality of the Cathars.
Describe your most irrational
fear.
Getting hit by lightning while attempting to find shelter from the
storm.
How about your
most guilty pleasure?
Email me and I’ll tell you.
Name the most disturbing nursery
rhyme/fairy tale you can recall.
“Rub-a-dub-dub, Three Men In A
Tub.” That one’s been screwing with peoples heads for centuries.
Do you eat meat?
Hell yes, and I am unapologetic
about it. I love brisket, steak and ribs the most.
Where’s those damn alligator boots at?
What were the skies like when you
were young?
I don’t
do Pink Floyd songs. Have you ever seen someone whose face looked like they
stuck their head in a bag of wildcats?
Name your favorite garden tool.
The Pharaoh hoe. It’s an
excellent tool to take hiking as well. You can climb with it and fight off
wildlife with it as well.
Name your least favorite color,
first job and worst job.
Mauve. Country music band
roadie. Country music band roadie. Oh and I
hate energy drinks too.
Favorite: Author, Movie,
Music Group, Song, and Quote.
Nonfiction: Graham Hancock (go read Supernatural)
Fiction: Cormac
McCarthy. Good Horror, Fantasy and Westerns.
Movie: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
Music Group: Led Zeppelin (on my classic rock
days), Tool (on my “watch the world dying” days), Big & Rich (on my
kickback and relax days).
Song: Anything by Loreena
McKennitt
Quotes: Bono from U2, “Don’t let the
bastards grind you down.”
“I’ve seen a lot of people
who thought they were cool, then again Lord, I’ve seen
a lot of fools.”
- Lynryd
Skynyrd – lyrics from their song “The Needle and the
Spoon”
from the record Second Helping
If you were a loaf of bread what
kind would you be?
Roman Meal Multigrain Honey-Nut-Berry.
Weirdest news you have read in
your local newspaper:
Physics Professor caught masturbating to female student’s
shoes in Campus Chapel.
Why horror?
Why not? I love genre fiction and it just so happens that Horror is considered one of those.
Here's
a photo. (seen on Interview main page)
“INEDIBLE
NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN FOOD”
You have 112 words. Go.
I’d say
it has to do with the number 47, the Silver Raven Society of Wassamassis,
Last Words?
Watch Squidbillies on the Cartoon Network! Billy Joe Shaver needs
the liquor money.
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