Withersin’s Damned Interview
with:
Melissa Bacelar
I’m a Scream
Queen, Animal Rights Activist and Super Hero... That sums up the important
stuff. Google me folks there is a lot :)
List published works/accomplishments:
Wow... Well my
acting and modeling accomplishments are listed all over the place so I will
list the ones that most people don't know.
I rescue and
rehabilitate unwanted and abused dogs
I own an
acting studio called www.TheNetworkStudio.com and we have
over 3000 actors in LA, 2000 in NY, and a few hundred in
I created and launched
a website where people who want to be actors can email directly with the people
that cast every major TV show and Film in the
I have over
200 pairs of shoes.
List website:
www.myspace.com/networkingguru
How can we contact you? Email at either of the above...
In your own words, define Withersin.
An interesting and unexpected magazine.
If you were a sideshow act, what would you be?
I would be an
animal trainer... But I would so get fired because I think it is cruel to have
wild animals in captivity... But I would pose as a trainer and get sanctuaries
to come and take all of the animals in the middle of the night.
What is your greatest non-literary influence?
Pamela
Anderson
Describe your most irrational fear.
Land
Sharks...I am scared of Great White Sharks right now, sitting at my computer..
How about your most guilty
pleasure?
Oh I have a
lot. Ridiculously expensive shoes, chocolate cake, chocolate cookies,
buying dog toys and beds and collars from boutiques....I think that's my
favorite. If I am in a bad mood I buy my dogs tons of stuff. I love
it weird toys, unique collars, whatever as long as it will make them happy...
OH
Name the most disturbing nursery rhyme/fairy tale you can
recall.
The one where the egg fell off the wall and cracked his head. I liked
the egg. He wore clothes and seemed nice. Then he had yellow goo pouring out of his little egg skull. I even think
he wore a hat. Why would they mess with a kid like that man. It just wasn't fair... I could never eat a sunny
side up egg again... Bastards.
Do you eat meat?
Nope...
What were the skies like when you were young?
Ummm. Blue with
Simpson’s clouds everywhere... sometimes grey and sometimes black with lots of
stars... I had a variety of skies where I came from... Are you from a place
where there was only one type of sky... That's super
sad. I will send pictures.
Name your favorite garden tool.
I don't garden
ever... But I really like chopping and cutting. So those
huge scissory looking ones that take out bushes.
Are they called Clippers maybe??
Name your least favorite color, first job and worst job.
I really don't
discriminate against colors... I would feel really bad saying one was my least
favorite. I mean all colors have their place... I don't know. This
is just way to much pressure. My first job was selling porcelain goat
heads outside of my Moms store. She bought a lamp store when I was 6 and
the old owners left all of this tragically ugly crap behind and my Mom thought
if anyone could sell it I could. So I did. My worst job was my
first job in
Favorite: Author, Movie, Music Group, Song, and
Quote.
Author at the
moment would be Jack and Cornelia Addington
Movie, Step Brothers or Role Models. I can't
watch anything but Comedy and Porn... Life is just way to hectic
Music
Group?? I don't know? I am a die hard Beastie Boys fan. But I love
Hip Hop too. Basically if I could shake my ass to it I like it.
Song, right
now, Lady Gaga Poker Face is making me smile?
Quote
“The greatness
of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are
treated”. Mahatma Gandhi quotes
If you were a loaf of bread what kind would you be?
If I could eat
a loaf of bread it would be warm, and crispy Labrea Bread... The French style loaf w/
like a pound of butter... mmmmm. But, if
I actually was a loaf of bread it would be seeded rye. Because does
anyone actually eat seeded rye. I don't I think it's gross and I love
bread all bread. Except of course seeded rye. So
I feel like this is the most intelligent decision in order to stay alive as a
loaf of bread.
Weirdest news you have read in your local newspaper:
I don't know
if this can be classified as "NEWS" but I live in LA and in every
local newspaper 90% of the ads are about plastic surgery sales. I mean...
You are choosing to get surgery and you are looking to get a discount???
It doesn't really seem like the place to be cheap. I get that people want
to look better but better on a budget?? Let’s keep it non surgical
people.
Why horror?
Monkey?? I don't know? That seems like a random question to
me. I am an actress. So I take work when it comes... It happened to come
in the form of horror so there you go.
Here's a photo. (seen on Interview main
page)
“INEDIBLE NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN
You have 112 words. Go.
I looked at this picture and thought. Was that
sign really necessary?? I mean when you stop for gas are people grabbing
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