Withersin’s Damned Interview with:
Shane Gersley
(aka: Cellblock)
I am a nomadic giant mushroom spore
sent to observe and ridicule. You all
humor me.
List published works:
Most of my works were burned
when the Moors sacked the
List website: www.myspace.com/shanegersley
How can we contact you?
Call out to me the next time
you have a nightmare about pygmies.
In your own words, define
Withersin.
n. The
philosophical concept that all stories and ideas genesis from one idea and
source, and therefore must all end up into one thought closing the circle (as a
side note, there was a brief period in 1347 when Trappist monks, drunk on their
own beer believed this concept would be heralded in the end by the sound of
10,000,000 fish blinking).
If you were a sideshow act,
what would you be?
A
Bedpan reader, you piss away your future.
What is your greatest
non-literary influence?
Oil
of Olay
Describe your most
irrational fear.
Apricots
are my bane.
How about your
most guilty pleasure?
I
really like beer.
Name the most disturbing nursery
rhyme/fairy tale you can recall.
The nativity.
Do you eat meat?
As
the great author Maddox writes “Vegetarians, for every animal you don’t eat, I
will eat three.”
What were the skies like
when you were young?
Like peoples eyes, only more intelligent.
Name your favorite garden
tool.
The
Garden Weasel, that son-of-a-bitch really wrecks everything from weeds to
drywall.
Name your least favorite
color, first job and worst job.
Invisible, digging, machinist.
Favorite: Author, Movie,
Music Group, Song, and Quote.
Lovecraft, Conan,
Misfits, “I looked into their evil eyes and they crouched like cravens, I
showed them my sword, and they trembled and louted low. I gave their bones for
food to the rats and ravens, and I pray the god for another and FIERCER
foe.” From the DWELLER IN THE
If you were a loaf of bread
what kind would you be?
Peanut
Spiderweb
Weirdest news you have read
in your local newspaper:
Something about bums.
Why horror? Umm, Misty is my
wife. That can be horrific!
Here's a photo. (seen on Interview main
page)
“INEDIBLE NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN FOOD”
You have 112 words. Go.
To
those who are adversely affected by this sign, I am truly sorry for the
inconvenience. The authorities caught me
eating out of various big rigs along the highway and thought it prudent to
attach warnings to those of my ilk. I
have suggested to the Department of Transportation on many occasions not to
transport large quantities of human gall bladder in such shiny chariots. Obviously I have been ignored and now have
become a victim of some ghoulish prejudice. I call to thee all denizens of the
dark, rally, gather beneath my banner and rise.
It is time my brethren. Rise,
take back what is rightfully ours, and destroy your masters.
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