Withersin’s Damned Interview with:

 

Brett Rosenblatt

I left writing early, couldn’t stomach journalism, disappeared into a radical environmental hole for half a life, escaped, emerged, showered, got a suit and played my entrepreneurial hand. Now I stand on the edge looking down and I really, really miss it, like I pyromaniac in a raincoat, searching for dry matches, screaming at the wind.

 

I don’t believe in fate, but it’s not exactly free will either.

 

List published works:

Spectrum Magazine, Rose and Thorn, The Oracle, The Sunday Newsday Magazine, Animal’s Agenda, Manhattan Perspectives, Opium Magazine. I am being random here.

 

List website:  http://www.myspace.com/brettrosenblatt. Also on Facebook, somewhere

 

How can we contact you?  luckybrett@gmail.com. Concentrate very hard.

 

 

In your own words, define Withersin.

I haven’t seen it yet, but the covers look awesome.

 

If you were a sideshow act, what would you be?

A reverse mermaid. I won’t explore this any further than I need to.

 

What is your greatest non-literary influence?

My grandfather.

 

Describe your most irrational fear.

My eyelids getting stuck open with sticks, my fingers getting closed in a door, any kind of impersonal torture, falling more than two feet, insomnia. In no particular order.

 

How about your most guilty pleasure?

Insomnia. Violent movies. Violent video games. 80’s romance movies. Breaking traffic laws. There’s a definite pattern here.

 

Name the most disturbing nursery rhyme/fairy tale you can recall.

Hansel & Gretel, the old (homeless) lady in the shoe beating her children, Sleeping Beauty getting gang-raped. These tales teach us to be bad so we can break rules and become accustomed to punishment . Softens us for the parents, the priests, the professors, the police…For those younger readers: life will get very, very interesting if you do enough things wrong.

 

Do you eat meat?

I can’t tell. It’s always dark.

 

What were the skies like when you were young?

Big, dirty, uncorrupted space. Same as they are now.

 

Name your favorite garden tool.

A shovel, of course; but a good hoe can be comforting as well.

 

Name your least favorite color, first job and worst job.

Red (I’m colorblind). Bus Boy (chased by a meat cleaver). Fiberglass Grinder (still picking out the splinters)

 

Favorite:  Author, Movie, Music Group, Song, and Quote.

Chuck Palahniuk

Good Will Hunting

Stand

Glass Dominoes

Quote:

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat sitting in a tree.

“Which road do I take?” she asked.

His response was a question: “Where do you want to go?”

“I don’t know,” Alice answered.

“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.”

 

If you were a loaf of bread what kind would you be?

Something stale enough to use as a weapon

 

Weirdest news you have read in your local newspaper:

Finding out my ex-fiancé and her daughter were killed by a music producer.

 

Why horror?

I had no idea. I was trying for modern romance here.

 

Here's a photo. (seen on Interview main page)

“INEDIBLE NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN FOOD”

You have 112 words. Go.

France: A wine truck

Mexico: A water truck

Romania: A blood truck

Iraq: A UN oil truck

Ireland: A Guinness truck

New York: Anything made by Goya

Midwest: A diet Pepsi truck

 

Wait…obviously it’s a milk truck

                                     

 

 

 

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